Friday, March 27, 2009

Question of the day: How do you match people?

So there’s that question. Well, truthfully, we believe people match people. That’s how it’s been since the dawn of time, since cavemen were tugging brides down to the river for some old fashioned snogging. You think Adam and Eve filled out a 30-part personality profile that matched them together using an algorithm or a multi-pronged compatibility machine? Ah, no. We’ve given you the basic tools, but the rest is up to you.

Sure, we’ve got a love doctor on staff, But quite frankly, the dude is such a major player that he’s overwhelmed with his own issues, and rarely has time to sleep, let alone help with the match-making process. And remember all those times a friend or family member said they knew the perfect match for you, but the guy/girl turned out to be a stamp-collecting sociopath who makes dolls with real human hair? Trust us, your better off on your own.

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